Silly, sweet tooth fairy letters that make kids laugh: an inspection report, a near-miss at the pillow and the fairy's secret diary.
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Some kids want sparkle and some kids want to laugh until they snort. These letters are for the second kind. In one, the fairy files an official Tooth Inspection Report: sparkle level dazzling, wiggle rating ten out of ten, smell surprisingly minty, and an inspector fairy who fainted a little because the tooth was so clean. In another, your child almost caught the fairy, rolling over at the last second and mumbling something about pancakes while she froze like a tiny statue for three whole minutes. And in the fairy's diary, she reports a very quiet house except for one snore, and politely refuses to say whose. The humor is always on the fairy's side, never at your child's expense, and every letter still has the name, the tooth and the reward in it. They read aloud brilliantly at breakfast, especially if a sibling is listening in.
“Tooth: the first one. Location: bottom front. Sparkle level: dazzling. Wiggle rating: 10 out of 10. Smell: surprisingly minty.”
Shown here for Mia. Yours will have your child's name and details.
Tooth: the first one. Location: bottom front. Sparkle level: dazzling. Wiggle rating: 10 out of 10. Smell: surprisingly minty.
Special notes: Tooth owner reports that you bit into a crunchy apple, which earned bonus points. The inspector fairy fainted a little because it was SO clean.
Result: APPROVED. Payment of a shiny coin has been left under the pillow. Please keep up the excellent brushing.
Signed,
Twinkle, Senior Tooth Inspector (and part-time cloud sitter)
Sparkle level: dazzling. Wiggle rating: 10 out of 10. Result: APPROVED.
I tiptoed in at 2:14 a.m., and just as I reached your pillow, you rolled over and mumbled something about pancakes. I froze like a tiny statue for three whole minutes!
Luckily you drifted back to sleep, and I grabbed your first tooth as quietly as a snowflake.
I left a shiny coin and zoomed out the window. Next time, maybe dream about something less delicious, so I don't get hungry on the job.
Your sneaky friend,
Twinkle
A close call at the pillow, a mumble about pancakes, and a sneaky escape.
Dear Diary, tonight I visited Mia. The house was very quiet, except for one snore. (Don't worry, I won't say whose.)
The tooth was right where it should be. It was tiny and shiny and perfect. I did a happy dance on the pillow, but very softly.
I left a shiny coin and blew a goodnight kiss. Best tooth of the night!
Hugs and giggles,
Twinkle
Dear Diary, tonight I visited a very quiet house. Except for one snore.
Kids love fairy problems: almost getting caught, getting hungry because of a dream about pancakes, or an inspector fainting from how clean the tooth was. Our funny letters are full of them.
Yes. The diary letter is written for little ones, and the jokes are always gentle and never at the child's expense.
Yes. In the builder, the letter text stays editable, so you can add a family joke or a pet's name.
Yes. The magic version of every letter includes the Tooth Certificate, and the inspection report pairs especially well with it.
The tooth is under the pillow. The letter takes two minutes.
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